Random Encounters – Legends Of Zelda: Tales Of The Wind Waker Lyrics

TETRA:
We set sail for Greatfish Isle
But were caught inside a storm! The wind is blowing…
NOW…! Where a thousand sharks were waiting-
Which we blew to smithereens! Then set out into the sea! ALL: IT’S “LINK!”
I took my sister back! All I found in it was a treasure chart
PATRON: Hooray for Zelda! While tugging Valoo’s rear end! And fired some cannon shots! Go change into a pig! LINK:
I’ve sailed the seas
On the breath of the ocean breeze! PATRON: Hey Zelda! We stole bombs for all our cannons! Ride some birds! Ha!)
Were full of gold doubloons! Where a giant squid attacked us
And forced our ship ashore! Ha!)
Based on phases of the moon! TETRA AND LINK: It’s Link! We pulled up a hefty treasure
With a Piece of Heart or Three! GANONDORF: WHAT THE-
PATRON: GO ZELDA! (YEAH!)
Made a Rito friend! TETRA: Milkshake. Met the Fairy Queen
A fat little man in green! GILLIAN: Why, Mister Ganondorf. You look like you’re having a pretty… average day…
GANONDORF: I’ll take one of everything. Rode the winds through the sky…
Fed a fish-man guy! HEY, IT’S BEEN A HUNDRED YEARS! Someone messed up my bird-
All these girls have gone free
And there’s a snotty green twerp-
LINK: Hey, you looking’ for ME? Just using a sword and a wand! GANONDORF:
I’ve got
Forty guys dead
And I don’t know Why-
All my treasures are gone-
All my plans are awry! (Hoo! Learned a sword-spin technique! (pointing) On that guy’s tab
GILLIAN: What’s bothering you, G? Learn some words! Go slash a dozen Cuccos! You took her by mistake! Ha!)
LINK: Oh, weird. LINK: It’s Link
PATRON: Tell us about that one time you found the Wand of Gamelon
LINK: I don’t know what you’re talking about
I smashed a thousand pots! Ha!)
When we ravaged all it had, its hulls (Hoo! …What are you looking at, Fairy Boy? I thwarted all Ganon’s plots! Won tons of rupees! (Hoo! …Sheesh, get with the times…
Go ride your stupid boat! I need her pointy ears! Found a boat that speaks
And turns into a-
PATRON: It’s the dread pirate Tetra!!! Bleach your skin! Then we stumbled on a Ghost Ship (Hoo! Battled some flaming Keese
Fought my way through the Tower of Gods! We were caught inside a cyclone! LINK: (quiet) Well exCUSE ME, princess…
GILLIAN: Miss Tetra, how has your expedition been going? Shave your beard! But we managed to get free! Just prepare for owning!