Pink Guy – Hand On My Gat (Pink Season Album)

I got a hand on my gat
Real Hip-Hop
A hand on my gat
Open your third eye
I got a hand on my gat
I got a hand on the gat
The government’s corrupt
The government’s corrupt (yo)
I got a hand on my gat
I got a hand on my sack
I got my hat on the (unintelligible)
I got a hand on my sack
I got a hand on my sack

Fuck the government
And I don’t give a fuck
I got a hand on a bat

I got a hand on the rat
And I don’t give a fuck
I got a hand on my cat
I got a hand on Iraq
I got my hand on the cab
I’m about to go in on these motherfuckers
[Verse:]
Yea, it’s PolitikZ up in this mothafucker, yea
I got my real motherfucking hand on the gat
I’m a real motherfucking gangster from the streets
I got a hand on my gat

I got a hand on my gat
Open your third eye
I got my hand in the grass
[Intro:]
I got a hand on my mac
I got a hand on my (what)
Open your third eye
I got a hand on my gat
The government’s corrupt
I got a hand on my mat
[Bridge:]
Hand on my gat
I got a hand on my crack
Open your third eye
I got a hand on my gat
[Hook:]
I got my hand on the mask
I got a hand on my gat
And I don’t give a fuck

Pink Guy – Flex Like David Icke (Pink Season Album)

Show me the proof
Flex like David Icke
He always gets replaced
Flex like David Icke
‘Cause I know the truth
I think I know the truth
The moon landing’s fake
Hitler never died
[Outro]
I think I’m David Icke

I flex like David Icke
They never went to space
I know I’m David Icke
Flex like David Icke

I think I’m David Icke, man
And these documents are proof, man
I think I’m David Icke
Our president’s a clone
Funding Israel to kill the Palestinians
Stay woke
I flex like David Icke
Man, when you wake up
I think I’m David Icke, man
[Intro]
[Verse]
I think I’m David Icke
I think I’m David Icke
These UFOs are real
‘Cause David Icke was right
And he knows the truth
Flex like David Icke
The Holocaust’s a lie
I think I know the truth, man
Stay woke

Stay woke
The Jews are reptilians
Stay woke
I think I’m David Icke
The aliens are here, man
‘Cause David Icke was right
I hope you know the truth, man
Flex like David Icke
I think I’m David Icke
Stay woke
I think I’m David Icke
I flex like David Icke
Stay woke
[Bridge: David Icke]
I think I’m David Icke, man
In the Islamic culture they call them djinns. Some people call them a serpent race, some people call them demonic. Back in the [records] they just believed s–s-ctually that The ancients and the accounts of the ancients, these entities form different names. All different names
I flex like David Icke, man
The reptilians are here, man
Aliens are here, man
When he fuck up
I think I know the truth
The Illuminati’s listenin’
I think I’m David Icke, man
Six million Jews?
I think I know the truth

Pink Guy – High School Blink193 (Pink Season Album)

High school sucks
Everybody called me a faggot
(Meet me after school faggot)

Everybody called me a faggot
[Bridge]
High school sucks
High school sucks
High school sucks

[Chorus]
High school sucks
[Intro]
[Chorus]
High school sucks
High school sucks
(How bout a knuckle sandwich)
[Chorus]
High School sucks
(Give me all your change kid)
Jocks beat me up
[Bridge]
[Bridge]
High school sucks
(I’m gonna give you a swirlie)
(4PM in the park, be there or be square)

(Meet me after school faggot)
Everybody called me a faggot

[Outro]

(Give me all your change kid)
Cause I’m a total whiny little faggot
Everybody called me a faggot
[Verse]

High School sucks
High school sucks
High school sucks

Pink Guy – Rice Balls (Pink Season Album)

You sound like "I never spanked my kids and I raised a piece of shit and I drop my kids off at soccer practice every Tuesday" This one’s for the folks that be dead inside
Oh
[Verse 2]
I’m just trying to strangle these
(Uh, we want real music)

I mean, I think it’s like your fault for putting that shit into categories
This the beep blop, you make the beat flop
[Outro]

I don’t need a microwave
Fuck your dog, I can smack E.T
(Ewwwwwwwww)
I’m a fucking nuisance
I’m just trying to strangle these fuckers
Whatever man, it’s your boy Pink Guy, Pink Omega; whatever the fuck you wanna call me, I don’t give a fuck
Let’s all go to the lobby
Cause I’m already heated (That’s not funny)
I got these pussy bitches wailing like the Japanese
To get ourselves a—
When I get done with you I make sure that you’re celibate
Like, music is music; if you don’t think this is real music that’s your fucking problem
I only work with paper like a fax machine
[Intro]
Oh
Like oh
With different types of abuses
I don’t need a microwave
I don’t need a microwave
I’m a simple man, I don’t need a microwave
And do not know how to do this
[Hook]
Ripping through the flannel burning ass on my chest with the camels
Helping you tie your nooses
I’m running up in the premises
Welcome to the terror dome; the upper echelon
(Huh, huh, huh)
Beat their fucking teeth in cause they raised shit
[Verse 1]
Breathing more cushion than the seat got, so we got
Like, who says I can’t drop shit while making a culinary funny video at the same time, you know?
Killer whales, humpbacks, and these narwhals;
I don’t need a microwave
Investing on these large balls
The beat dropping harder than your son’s balls at twelve, not
I’m just chilling making rice balls everyday

Don’t be fucking crying when I’m smashing your kid with a bottle
Fuckboys treat my dick like a trampoline
I’ll fuck you in the mouth again
Mini-golf champion; you got no drive, player
I’m on the car’s hood screaming like a mammal
I fuck around for money like a cam whore
Let’s all go to the lobby
Like oh
(What, is that too rude?)
I’m here to be an act not a role model
I’ll let you know that I’m a schizo; I be hearing shit
To mention that we harder than Viagra with a big cock
I act retarded on stage and then put my fingers in pusses
Cause all of you fucks are clueless
I fight your dad in the parking lots and/or
(We want real music, we want Joji music)
So don’t be fucking me, cause bet your ass I’m hearing it
And I’ll fuck you with a radiator pipe
Jerk it to my titties, pop it off on some gay shit
Let’s all go to the lobby
I’m just trying to strangle these fuckers
Coming at you again, still doing that wacky crazy shit bro, ain’t nothing changed, so see you next time
Bro, I didn’t even know real and fake music existed

Pink Guy – Dora The Explora (Pink Season Album)

On my dick
Who look good shawty?
He tryna’ suck my balls too
Another backpack
Dora, the Explorer
She looks real good
Last name Explorer
Explore this dick
‘Cause she’s an animation
Mmm she look good
I know Trump tryna’ kick you out
That purple backpack’s looking cute on your back
Last name FUCK
Bring that little pussy
This is really inappropriate

She look good for a four-year old
And I’m a human
Diego on the side lines
[Verse 1]
Yo it’s Friday night, who you tryna’ fuck?
I can swing that way ’cause you looking kinda cute as well
I bet your pussy look like Pandora
Come shake that lil pussy on my dick
And I’ll explore your holes
‘Cause I know you love to coordinate
Dora, the Explorer
That nobody knows the name of
Dora, the Explorer
Explore these balls
But I want you here on my dick
Bitch Dora love it when the nuts hanging out
First name Dora
[Intro]
Bitch look good for a four-year old
You know what else I wanna see on your back?
Shit, if you really wanna suck my balls
Bitch look good for a four-year old
That uh, Dora the Explorer

Come shake it on my cock
Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora
Dora, the Explorer
Dora
Explore my body
First name Dora
[Hook]
Just kidding
That’s not illegal
Uh, explore my asshole with that monkey character
Bring that lil Mexican ass over here

Pink Guy – SMD (Pink Season Album)

You ain’t shit
You ain’t shit
Suck my dick
Uh, suck my dick
You ain’t shit
You ain’t shit
You ain’t shit
You a bitch
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
You ain’t shit
You ain’t shit
I’m a motherfucking
Yo, suck my balls
You ain’t shit
Yeah, suck my dick

"Please stop! It’s embarrassing!"

[Verse 1]
She gon’ be sick when she gag on it
Yeah I still fuck her when the rag on her
So go ahead and tell the town huh
"Bro, all this shit is really easy"
Yeah, I’m back boy, and I’m the new captain
Suck my dick faggot
Yo, suck my dick
[Hook]
[Hook]
I don’t give a shit!
You a bitch
But when I smack it on your girl’s lips
Pink like the tip of my dick
Uh
Uh, your man work at Denny’s!
We’re spilling chili-cheese fries at the Wendy’s
You ain’t shit
Yo, suck my dick
It’s embarrassing!" I said "Please stop!
You a bitch
You ain’t shit
You ain’t shit
Yo, suck my dick
Suck my dick
Yo, suck my dick
Closed fists, he’s mad and he throws fits
[Outro]
You don’t know me
You a bitch
Suck my dick

Yo, suck my balls
Yeah, all-day everyday fucking up her loins
You ain’t shit
Taste copper ’cause I love coins
Thinking ’bout me making money fucking tits
Uh, he be watching on the big screen
I be smacking thighs with your bitch
Suck my dick
And it’s hard to watch
She don’t know me but her man do
Then you would’ve done it by now, huh?

Pink Guy – Dog Festival Directions (Pink Season Album)

If you’re white they’ll charge you double
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I’m just tryna’ be a bro
I just wanna let you know
There’s an annual dog festival
But anyways enjoy your flight
I have good news
I’m checking online now
Soon enough you’ll be eating some dog
And it’s a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
And it’s located in Yulin Guangxi China
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
So it’s not a bad as I thought
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
Where you can eat all the dog you want
Nevermind, it’s 50 bucks a night
And the festival spans about ten days
When you’re ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you’re talking about
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Once you get off at that airport
I shit you not
If you want to eat some dog
And it costs 20 US dollars
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
Wow it’s not too bad at all
And a free cancelation fee
And you have to buy another ticket
I shit you not
But don’t get ripped off
It’s about another 22 bucks
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
Enjoy the dog festival
Now you might have to stay there a full night
[Verse]
So take a cab
And he or she will give you directions
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Depending on the time you arrive
But with free complementary breakfast
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Goodbye
Just remember Maoming West

Pink Guy – We Fall Again (Pink Season Album)

We fall again
We fall again
We fall again (ooohh)
When you turn around, I lose vision (we)
We fall again, we fall again
I feel like falling
Yet a thousand years, I never thought I would see you come from beneath me
We fall again
Can’t believe my fucking eyes

I feel like falling

Got me running deep
Slow down

We fall again (ooohh)
We fall again, we fall again (yeah)
Got me running deep in the superstition, and I
Fall again, we fall again
We fall again
We fall again
We fall again
We fall again, we fall again
(Drops coin)
When you turn around, I lose vision
(Chains)

Pink Guy – Help (Pink Season Album)

I’m dying inside
Everything is dark and empty
I look like I’ve been doing meth
[Bridge]
And cry in the comfort of my home
I don’t know why
I’m dying inside
And all I see are demons
And I don’t know what to do
And all I see are demons
I try to hide all my deepest feelings
I feel like shit
I’m dying inside
I will not see a therapist
And I don’t know how to fix it
Sinking halfway to the bottom
And all I see are demons
I try to hide all my deepest feelings
I wake up in the mornings
Everytime I go outside
I try to hide
[Chorus]
I try to hide all my deepest feelings
So I curl up in a ball

(*coughing*)
Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, help, help, help, help, help, help, HELP!
I’m dying inside
[Verse 1]
And I sleep for nineteen hours on a Thursday afternoon
[Chorus]
All my deepest feelings
I say I’m fine but I’m not fine
I feel like shit
[Verse 2]
[Spoken Bridge]
Ladies and gentlemen, if you wanna fucking kill yourself put your fucking hands up (yeah!), raise your blades in the air everybody (yeah!)
[Bridge]
I don’t know why

‘Cause all I see is death
I think there’s something wrong with me

And all I see are demons
And every now and then I cough up blood
There’s a loud distorted screaming in my soul

Pink Guy – Small Dick (Pink Season Album)

Yeah, got a small dick, got a small dick
Size always matters, it always matters
If you’re under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
[Verse: Pink Guy]
Yeah, it’s so small that I piss on my balls
And my dick is only 7 inches long and I’m ashamed, yeah
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
Their dicks, are way bigger, yeah
If you’re under 9 inches, you should die!
I have a small dick
[Hook: Pink Guy]
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
hold up! (hold up! hold up!)
I wish I could play basketball, like a black man
Bathing Ape
Black men can satisfy my girl, not my 7 inch dick
Got a small dick
Only that 20 inch dick
I got a small dick, got a small dick
They’re so athletic
And I wish I could satisfy my girl, like a black man
I’m only 7 inches
Only a black man can satisfy my girl
Black people look so cool in any outfit
It’s so small when it gets really cold
Yeah, black lives matter too
I have a small dick

If you’re under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
I bet you didn’t know, about my small dick
Black lives matter too
I only watch pornos, where the black m-
I wish I could satisfy my girl like a black man

Pink Guy – Pink Life (Pink Season Album)

She really like that I rejected several record deals
Y’all think this about my feelings?
Ridin’ around with a bump and a pound too

I can’t answer at the moment, I got pussy in my mouth
How ya like that? How, how ya like that?
Fuck her good on the couch while your dad’s gone
When the sun go down she go down too
Narcotics if you wanna get nauseous
I buy your girl Louie bag, shit’s glorious
I’m the only one who fuckin’ with the progress
How ya like that? How, how ya like that?
[Outro]
It’s yo favorite pink cunt !
If you can’t keep up then pull off to the bottom kid
Uh, what?
They wanna see a man do the god shit

When the sun go down I’m a monster
I got 17 jobs, this one’s part time
Poke holes in her face, jack’o lantern
I got money on my back, I don’t need your fuckin’ cash
I’m not a fuckin’ vlog cunt with a lot of chicks
I’m the only one who made it with no middle man
Like I’m better than the bunch, uh duh nice hunch cunts
They say I’m an elitist
I got money on my back, I don’t need your fuckin’ cash
My mouth, pussy in my face
(I don’t care about this song anymore)
She said "why?"
When the sun go down I’m a fiend
Suck a dick and a ball sack
Drinkin’ red wine out of gatorade bottles
I said "the money wasn’t good enough"
Know what I’m sayin’?
I work hard for my shit, y’all boys are just fuckin’ whack
I’m the only one who cares about the process
I’ma spray your moms and your girl, no nozzle
I’m a large pink cunt
Whoops, fuck that
Tryna buy an autobiography about my dick
Run your little mouth, find it sittin’ on the asphalt
She like how the leather feels
[Verse]
Depending on the nationality I get a different taste
What? What? What?
Poppin’ more pills than the moms in the cul-de-sac
Pink Guy dancin’ like a clown
I know you tryna be me, I don’t have a doubt
I got money on my back, I don’t need your fuckin’ cash
Keep laughin’ lil cunt, I got money on the down low
When the sun go down I hope it never come up
They still think this about my feelings?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I don’t need a fucking marketing team tryna blow my shit
How, how ya like that? How ya like that?
How, how ya like that? How ya like that?
Like Big Bird or a Steve from the Blues Clues
If you wanna leave a voice mail hit the pound two
Young boy with the trash talk
She said "oh wow, you really know your stuff"
Yeah I do bitch
[Intro]
I’m not a hero or a role model
I got money on my back, I don’t need your fuckin’ cash
Y’all really think I’m out here having hard times
I got money out the orifice
When the sun go down I’m sippin’ lean

Pink Guy – Another Earth (Pink Season Album)

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
It’s another Earth, they just found, another planet
Pussy ass bitch come get a nut or butt
Huh, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Uh, eh, I said fuck Young Thug
[Verse: Pink Guy]
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck all that bullshit

Fuck Young Thug
It’s Earth doe, it’s Earth, it looks identical, everything is the same
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Steph Curry with the shot, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, get it up
Uh, fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Pussy ass bitch
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
It’s a new Earth, but it’s like 10 times bigger than this earth
Don’t ever let me catch you around my neighborhood again
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Or we gon’ have some serious problems, you fucking n-word!
Fuck all that bullshit
[Sample: Young Thug]
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck all that bullshit
You ain’t heard that yet? It’s 10 times bigger than Earth, but it’s Earth
I don’t give a fuck about a young thug
Ay, get it up, fuck Young Thug
[Outro: Pink Guy]
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Skrt skrt, Hongkong, skrt skrt
Pussy ass bitch, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug
Get it up, ay!
Fuck Young Thug!
Uh, Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Fuck Young Thug, pussy ass bitch
It looks just like earth doe, so they call it Earth
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Pussy ass bitch, fuck Young Thug
Yo yo, you heard of the new Earth that they found?
Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug
Pussy ass bitch

Pink Guy – I Will Get A Vasectomy (Pink Season Album)

I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon (Just fucking beat them already)
Like damn, is that all you can come up with?
Dad no

If I should even call you son
You think this is part of the act, but please don’t come near me
What the fuck did you just say? You want me to come back here? Huh?
My friends were never this stupid, y’all are just dense-dense-dense

I don’t care
Daddy please, daddy please
Listen kids, being edgy is okay
I was just kidding, that crying was ironic, i wasn’t actually crying
He’s never heard of irony before! Dude, get a load of this guy! What a fucking loser dude!
No, you’re being a piece of shit, take these spanks you little bitch
It’s past your bedtime, get back to bed
I try, to empathize with teens
I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser. Do you have-
[Outro]
Like damn, I’m really, really concerned
But then I realized, that I was never this stupid
[Verse 2]
Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough?
If you’re under seventeen, please don’t ever talk to me
I was just being ironic
But the same ten jokes in a row, that’s not okay-okay-okay
Why, are kids so fucking stupid?
If you’re gonna be racist at least be original, please (Yeah, we’re dead serious)

[Verse 1]
who the fuck do you think you are? Talking to people on the internet like you’re some piece of shit, calling irony Who do you think you are?
I was being ironic
Jimmy it’s past your bedtime
I was just being ironic
No dad please
Because when I was younger I was stupid too-too-too (It’s true)
That’s what I fucking thought, go back to bed, it’s nine PM

Nothing daddy
Take these fucking spanks you dumbass kid. Take that, I’m out of here son I should’ve never given birth to you, you piece of shit.
I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids and teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen
Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before?
[Intro]

Pink Guy – Furr (Pink Season Album)

[Hook]
PETA trynna take away the fun life

If you trying to ask some questions, man, get off my fucking ass, uh
And then the, the bitch-ass animal company is like
Man, I know a guy, who knows a guy, I get it like that
I’ve been lurking on my neighbor’s dalmatians for weeks, man
Like, "Who you is, and how you getting all this mammal fur?"
Chinese labrador rug price tags
But I never pay attention, I just pay in cash
If you trying to split the profit, call my pager for deets
All this fur got me feeling like Cruella de Vil
PETA, PETA on my dick
I got a camel-fur coat, gator-skin duffel bag
[Intro]
Sea turtle shell, money clip, hella tablerags
I sewed a bunch of rats to a quilt
PETA on my dick
Man, don’t you hate when you’re all like
With a polar bear ceiling fan cooling down my back
PETA, PETA on my dick
PETA on my dick
PETA, PETA on my dick
“Man, I wanna kill some rats”
PETA on my dick
I tell them, go ahead, and check-a check that bank roll
And handkerchief straight out of the African wild
Give the mice a head start, please, baby
They always sending people to my condo
PETA on my dick
PETA, PETA on my dick (Ooh!)

PETA, PETA on my dick
PETA on my dick
PETA, PETA on my dick (Ooh!)
PETA, PETA on my dick
Yeah, I don’t give a fuck about the dolphins on my back
PETA, PETA on my dick
PETA on my dick
If you want to witness, you can come and see me live (Ooh!)
[Hook]
So, what now?
Let them freeze, baby
[Verse]
I’ve been shooting dogs with BB guns since I was five
PETA on my dick
They all trying to hit me with the low blows
They try to shut me down, that’s a no, no
PETA on my dick
And a kangaroo pouch to hold my diamonds and rags
“No”
I be trapping cats in AC units all the time

Pink Guy – Fried Noodles (Pink Season Album)

We’ve got no food, we’ve got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
I crawled into the industry
My dick is like Americans
Don’t take the lyrics too seriously

Inserted with appropriate timing
Like I killed their mom or something
And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
Everyone’s digging me
You’ve never heard at all
Pussy, pussy, pussy
You bitches can’t do it like me
Anymore

His head fell off?
Classic penis joke
[Hook]
I’m herbivore
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Kids, the only way to succeed
Anymore
A saturated circus
His head fell off!
Yeah, he was pretty old
And hope by the time you get there
[Hook]
A pterodactyl on Adderall
Eat a dick little faggot, jeez
I’ve been dying since day one
Because take a look around, motherfucker
I ain’t dining
You ain’t singin’
Do you miss me anymore?

Motherfuckers stay mad
[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
And furthermore
And my life is like my vids
Like I killed their mom or something
(Ew!)
I’ll make jokes about your estrogen
Manipulating like Hillary
That’s pretty much the rest of this song
What happened?
Here we go again
Low budget and underrated
Because if I ain’t got a penis line
Can’t you read
Pussy, pussy, pussy, can’t you see
They call my dick a mammoth
Too fat, but dangerous
Anymore
Is to chip away at the soul
I’m a weird little entity
And I don’t even notice
That’s how I like to be
I know I’m morbid at times

Anymore
I’ve got a bunch of scales that I dug up
[Bridge]
[Verse 2: Pink Guy]
When it hurts anymore
You’re trying to scrap with me
I don’t beef, faggot
I’m the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth

[Intro: Dumb and Dumber]
If you really didn’t care
And I don’t even notice
Oh, that’s it! I’ve had it with this dump!
If you really didn’t care, you’d let it be
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur
Motherfuckers still mad
(Hmm)
Do you miss me anymore?
You’d let me eat

I don’t really give a shit
I’m a flying reptile
But lately they’ve been defending me
You’re salty you got a micro-d
[Bridge]
They say I’m crazy
When it hurts anymore
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
But y’all knew that
Anymore
I’m roasting everything
No homo, but seriously I’m getting faded
I’m a dirty old pussy eating freak
That’ll enter titties
Anymore

Pink Guy – Goofy’s Trial (Pink Season Album)

His wife miscarried I told you, he’s insane.
[Lawyer]
Goofy, is it? Mr.
[Lawyer]
[Goofy]
Will the suspect please take the stand?
Goofy, shut the fuck up! Why?
[Judge]
(Sigh) Fine. You have five minutes
[Goofy]
[Goofy]
Nope!
Guilty
Goofy, come here, Goofy Goofy, come here, listen to me. Alright, Goofy, Goofy, you’re on thin ice right now. Shape up You’re on thin ice buddy, come on.
[Judge]
E-Hyuh hyah hah I did it!
[Goofy]
[Lawyer]
[Lawyer]
[Lawyer]
Thank you, Your Honor
[Judge]
Mmokay!
A-hyuh hyuh nope!
[Lawyer]
[Goofy]
[Goofy]
[Judge]
You didn’t do it No? Then you say that you’re not guilty.
Goofy, this is not a laughing matter Mr.
[Lawyer]
Hah hah, MURDER!
But I did!
[Goofy]
[Lawyer]
Mr. Goofy, you are here today being charged with mass homicide–
[Lawyer]
Am I correct? And your lawyer is here, present?
I don’t care about losing the case, just do it for Mickey!
[Goofy]
[Lawyer]
[Goofy]
Wait-wait hold on, Mr. Goofy you are saying that you were conscious?
Nope!
Eyup!
Hah hah okay!
The demons told me to!
Yeah, I know you fuckin’ did it but just say that you didn’t!
[Goofy]
A-yuh!
Thank you, Your Honor
So you do admit that this very same footage, right here, from the very same CCTV of you massacring a public Elementary School is you as well?
Goofy, what do you have to say for yourself? Mr.
[Judge]
Hah hah, eyup!
[Goofy]
Mr. Rosenberg, looks like your client has decided to come clean…
[Goofy]
Huh huh, yuh!
Shut the fuck up! Goofy, fuck! Goofy!
[Judge]
[Judge]
[Goofy]
[Judge]
[Goofy]
A hyuh, yuh!
[Lawyer]
Now from what I see here there is strong evidence supporting the mass shooting, it looks like here, you were caught in broad daylight on CCTV (of course) holding an AR-7
[Goofy]
[Goofy]
A-hyuh hyuh!
[Lawyer]
He killed 27 children and crippled 5!
He’s doing this just for you, because he cares about you! You killed 27 children, okay and we all know that, we all know that but I can get you out of this! Okay Goofy, you gotta take this seriously. Do you know how much money Mickey put on the line for this? If not for me, do this for Mickey! Do you know how much money he’s paying?
[Lawyer]
Hyuh hyuh, gorsh I did it!
I did it!
Your Honor, my client would like to plead Insanity
[Goofy]
[Judge]
I object, my client has done nothing wrong
Can I get a yes, Mr. Goofy?
He’s clinically insane, Your Honor, he’s crazy!
[Judge]
Hyuh!
[Goofy]
[Lawyer]
Okay, Goofy, do you want to go to jail?
[Lawyer]
[Goofy]
Holy fucking shit. Your Honor, I would like to call for a Recess I would like to talk to my client in private
[Lawyer]
Goofy what are you, what the fuck are you doing? Goofy!
[Judge]
Lawyer: Yes, I’m his lawyer, Joe Rosenberg, I’ll be representing him here today in court
A-hee hyuh guilty!
[Lawyer]
[Lawyer]
Yeah, yeah I know you did it, yeah, we all know you fuckin’ did it, okay? But we can get you off! We can get you off
I’ll fuckin’ do it again!
[Goofy]
[Goofy]
[Judge]
[Goofy]
Goofy, Goofy get the fuck over here!
[Lawyer]
[Judge]
Goofy!
[Goofy]
A-hyuh hyuh g-gorsh!
[Judge]
[Judge]
He wanted me on this case because he cares about you We all know you’re guilty. Look, Goofy, I’m Mickey’s best lawyer, okay?
A-hyuh hyuh hyuh gorsh!
So you’re admitting that the man in this footage is you, correct?
Is that a yes?
[Goofy]
[Lawyer]
E-hyah I’m a murderer!
Do you want to go to a psychiatric ward?
You were conscious and aware of your actions, is that correct?
You have five minutes
Dying children
[Judge]
[Judge]

Gorillaz – Hallelujah Money (feat. Benjamin Clementine)

It’s not against our morals
[Spoken Verse: Benjamin Clementine]
Hallelujah money
Hallelujah money

It’s legal tender
Hallelujah money
Hallelujah money
When the morning comes
Its tender fruits
(Hallelujah money)
Is by building walls
In full glory
Hallelujah money
[Bridge 2: 2-D]
Hallelujah money!
Until we say so, nothing will move
Hallelujah money
(Hallelujah)
We are still human
[Bridge: 2-D]
(Hallelujah money)

Hallelujah money
Hallelujah money
And thank you my friend
We are still human
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
(Past the chemtrails)
[Outro: Spongebob Squarepants]

It is love, that is the root of all evil
(Oooh)
Out in the field we shall reap a better day
Ah, don’t worry
(Past the chemtrails)
What we have always dreamt of having
Hallelujah money

Hallelujah money
(Hallelujah)
[Verse 1: Benjamin Clementine]

How will we know?
Power
Don’t worry, my friend
If this be the end, then so shall it be
How will we love?
How will we know?
How will we know?
Come to eat
(Hallelujah money)
(Oooh)
That primitively grows
And when you go to bed
While the whole world
How will we know?
But not our tree
(Hallelujah money)
For trusting me
Walls like unicorns
Touch, my friend
Hallelujah money
When the morning comes
Here is our tree
[Hook: Benjamin Clementine (Choir)]
Hmmm
Hmmm
But glad then my friend
How will we love?
And whole beasts of nations desire
(Cries)
(Hallelujah money)
And I thought the best way to perfect our tree
[Hook: Benjamin Clementine (Choir)]
Than the walls of Jericho
And galore
And even stronger
How will we dream?
Are now for the starving
How will we know?
Scarecrows from the far east
How will we dream?

2 Chainz – Good Drank (feat. Gucci Mane & Quavo)

And that car came with some drapes

Rest in peace to pop, he was an OG, oh yeah
You know I look like a safe, I put you back in your place
I’m swervin’, but I’m in back of the ‘Bach
Take your babies, no Harambe
What is your point?
You snitch of the year cause you told the best
[Verse 1: 2 Chainz]
But I just did three years on a bunk
I did it, hahah, yeah
You got next on these niggas double salute man
We sit in the kitchen late, we tryna to make an escape
Square with the stamp, fuck Kevin Durant
Hair Weave Killer
It’s Gucci!
[Hook: Quavo]
Aye, Guwop, I’m glad you home, cuz
Play with my cap and I’ll knock off your hat
Whips out Kunta Kinte
I’m headed to Oakland like Kevin Da Runt

I’m servin’ I pay a bird for that
Whips out, Kunta Kinte
I’m taking the cheese and killing the rats
I’m Persian, man I got hoes from Iraq
So I’mma keep me a Wraith, my jewelry look like a lake
[Intro: 2 Chainz]
Drop top, no hot box
[Verse 2: Gucci Mane]
3K like André
This shit hard as fuck, bruh

Drop top, no hot box
Take your babies, no Harambe
Play with keys like Doc Dre
Aye, Mike Dean
285 I had that pack on me, uh
True shit, 2 Chainz!
She said the molly give her thizz face
Can’t forget the kush, I’m talking OG, yeah
Good drank, big knots
Rest in peace to my nigga Doe (TRU)
I just want some of that turkey neck
Trapper of the year, I’m from Bouldercrest
Well check this out my top in the trunk
He nervous, I ain’t got no word for that
Put the dick in her rib cage
Bond number 9 that’s my favorite scent, yeah
Need a girl call her, come through
Today I’m in the Maybach

Play with keys like Doc Dre
12 tried to pull me over, pink slips to the cops
Three mil in a month
Gucci Mane, call me the cat with the racks
I told ’em shawty can leave, so I’mma keep me a rake
Uhh, alright
Trying to make me a mil, so I’mma keep me a plate
Lay on on my trap
All we ever want to do is ball
Good drugs, I put a four on the rocks
Then check this out your pop in the trunk
Chapo Jr
That was the easy part, we playing that Weezy hard
Daniel Son, the Necklace Don
She said the molly give her thizz face
He hurt and want all of his purses back
Quavo, you already know man
Put the dick in her rib cage
Diamonds clear like Bombay
3K like Andre
Oh, you in a slump
Good drugs, I put a four on the rocks (lean!)
And your girl, call her cum face
[Hook: Quavo]
She perfect and she got perky breasts

Yeah
Used to treat my mattress like the ATM, yeah
You a living legend, I appreciate that
I cannot forget I had that strap on me, yeah
I look you right in your face, sing to your bitch like I’m Drake
You play with my money
[Outro: 2 Chainz]
Good drank, big knots
He mixing the syrup with the Percocets
Your trunk in the front
Diamonds clear like Bombay
12 tried to pull me over, pink slips to the cops

Banks – Trainwreck

And if you tell me fiction, you will never get me back
Put my eyes away, and I had to get away
Hey
You thinking with your one brain, watch you decapitate
And if you tell me fiction, you will never get me back
I heard it from the state
But I soon found out
You thinking with your one brain, watch you decapitate
Oh, but my ears went out
Only made me
You try to compensate
Oh, I thought so
Hey
Hey
Shut down by a guy I never wanted to kiss
And I saved you
When I’d come through
And I’m heading the wrong way, and I’m a trainwreck
Baby, it was just a phase
Were behind me
It’s quite depressing, there’s no fixing to the problem
And I try so hard to get his stupid deaf ears to hear
You were dark blue
Take care of you
I had to get away, I had to get away, I had to get away
You try to compensate
You try to compensate
And I saved you
They told me you were never gonna let me get away
I heard it from the state
Oh, I thought so
Hey
From your darker days
That the traintracks
A self-medicated handicap so I speak to myself
You thinking with your one brain, watch you decapitate
They told me you were never gonna let me get away
From your darker days
And if you tell me fiction, you will never get me back
Born to
Born to
Take care of you
When I’d come through
When I’d come through
Baby, it was just a phase
Tried to warn me
Hey
Born to
And I’m chugging along in a train
Oh, I thought so
Baby, it was just a phase
Just a dreamer
And my heart goes beat, beat, beat to the music of this sad same song
Saving
You were dark blue
Hey
You show me all your letters and I should’ve confiscated
You show me all your letters and I should’ve confiscated
Take care of you
I had to get away, I had to get away, I had to get away
You were dark blue
I heard it from the state
They told me you were never gonna let me get away
From your darker days
When you’re talking to an idiot
I had to get away, I had to get away, ay, ay
Not gonna hear this singing of this ringing triumph thing
That have become illiterate, I’ve become dumb
Talking to ears that have been deaf for as long as I can remember
And I saved you
Put my eyes away, and I had to get away
Hey, hey, hey
You show me all your letters and I should’ve confiscated
Put my eyes away, and I had to get away

Prodigy – The One And Only

The one and only, Infamous, notorious
in non-fiction, you better pray I go easy
Watch how my song touch you, it’s spiritually moving
Captain Bars, man you can call me
brothers, come to get me Maybe the D.A.
[Prodigy]
Reptile, I spit acid, they kyan’t done

Sit back in my jacuzzi watchin pelicans fly
in all types of fuckery, jealous and they envious
It might be the police
I’m Bandana P, the fantastic one
and thank me for not exposin your bumba claat
[Prodigy]
These niggaz is harmless, there’s no comparison, to
The one and only, Infamous, notorious
and fall on a Rambo knife
Don P, Colonel 16’s
Success is the best revenge
Misery love company they don’t really love me~!

[Prodigy]
He got a problem with P? He might wanna die

This is my passion, my baby, I breathe…
I die harder than your average die hardheaded nigga
I don’t take orders, fold, or break under pressure
… I’ve got a dark sense of humor
Watch me crush so-called competition, man listen
Look homey, you obviously don’t know me, I’m
Just as long as you spell my name right on the checks
You never lived this life, you can’t relate to it
that if you cross me, then you deserve to stumble
[Chorus]
I could go in on you, but I’m not

The boss of all bosses, the fuckin warlord
all of my thoughts onto the beats
And I’m fit to show you people how to do this here
[Chorus]
I realize now, that you nothin like me, I’m
I’ma, keep doin what I do so well
eat sleep and shit soul music …
… I’m tryin to change
My reign at the top don’t stop, it’s endless
[Chorus: repeat 4X]
The grand wizard of bars
rap’s top shotter, best sellin author
whatever the F you feel best
I had to sever our ties

When I die, my tombstone’ll read "He was…"
But these people out here push me to engage
Gotta calm down a lot, I, got a hot temper
While I’m, so lovable and so humble
You might wanna cry …
The one and only, Infamous, notorious
I don’t learn ’til it’s too late, and it’s early nigga
I’m the chief of all chiefs, the Don of all dons
There is no threat to my position
Truth be told, without money I would still spill
Thinkin back how we used to be on the same page
intelligent, smooth criminal music

I don’t take kindly to strangers or new faces